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《天天英语》10月10日后

【小笑话】Lion never roars
What kind of lion never roars? A dandelion!
哪种狮子从不咆哮?蒲公英!

【小笑话】Cow on trampoline
What do you call a cow that jumps around on a trampoline? A milk shake!
你把在蹦床上跳来跳去的母牛叫什么?奶昔!

【小笑话】Why graveyards noisy
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
为什么墓地里会这么吵?因为有那么多的咳嗽!

【小笑话】Why not cross the road
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts to do it!
骷髅为什么不横穿马路?他没有胆子去!

【小笑话】What cannot walk
What runs but cannot walk? A river!
会跑但不会走的是什么?一条河!

【小笑话】Gets wetter more
What gets wetter the more than it dries? A towel!
什么东西湿的时候比干的时候多?一条毛巾!

【小笑话】Fish gets famous
What fish is most likely to get famous? A star-fish!
哪种鱼最有可能成名?海星!

【小笑话】Ocean says goodbyes
How does the ocean say it’s goodbyes? It waves!
海洋如何说再见?波浪!

【小笑话】Phone can't be used
What kind of phone can’t be used to call a person? A xylophone!
哪种电话不能打?木琴!

【小笑话】Say before meal
What do skeletons say before diving into a meal? Bone appetite!
骷髅在进餐之前会说什么?“骨”胃口!

【小笑话】Elsa can't have a balloon
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!
为什么不能给埃尔莎气球? 因为她会放手!

【小笑话】Pencils' summer vacation
Where do pencils go during summer vacation? Pencil-vania!
暑假期间铅笔会去哪儿度假?铅笔法尼亚!

【小笑话】Why pony skip singing
Why did the pony skip out on singing karaoke? He was a little hoarse!
为什么小马不愿意唱卡拉OK?他有点沙哑!

【小笑话】Fix a broken jack-o-lantern
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch of course!
如何修复破了的杰克灯笼?当然要配南瓜!

【小笑话】Fake noodle
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
假面条叫什么?一个“骗子”!

【小笑话】Teeth does not bite
What has many teeth, but does not bite? A zipper.
什么东西有很多牙齿,但却不会咬人?拉链。

【小笑话】Monster loves to dance
What kind of monster loves to dance? A boogieman!
什么样的怪物喜欢跳舞?鬼怪精灵!

【小笑话】Teacher cross eyed
Why was the teacher going cross eyed? He couldn’t keep control of his pupils!
老师为什么要斜视?他无法控制自己的学生!